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Who's That Dog?
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls
was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a
tourist asked.
The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, ''Nope.''
As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling
and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist
flailed around in the dust, he yelled, ''I thought you said your dog
didn't bite!''
The old man muttered, ''Ain't my dog.'' |

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